Waittt;

We all of age&I aint got nothing to hide.


I'm Tiffany, wuz good?
I have this weird way of never giving a fuck, it's crazy!
I'm an asshole when it comes to considering other peoples feelings, so don't waste your time telling me how offended you are.. I make poor choices, daily. Am a solid 15 pounds over weight. Almost zero self-control
(..that explains the poor choices and being overweight..).
Make me laugh.

Shitttyyyy.



T-Mobile, simmer down.

Go to careerbuilders.com  then once you’ve done it search Retail, T-mobile will most likely show up.. Apply. 
Upon applying you have to play 20 questions (more like 100, actually), “would you rather” style… This shit is too damn intense:
Would you rather
A) Deal with unappreciative & Violent customers all day
B) Be fired on the spot for a simple mistake, that can be easily corrected
… Uh… Neither.  They’re both pretty fuckin’ shitty, I’d say. 
A) Be screamed at by angry and easily confused people all day
B) Have really harsh policies and uncertain work schedules that can result in 0 hours some weeks
… I’m going to go with option “Stay Unemployed”.  Solid.

..If a job has to ask you “would you rather” questions, and both options make you say ‘wtf’, I’d say do yourself a favor and just pass that opportunity.  As you can tell my job search is brutal :|

Slutslang & facebook Don’t-’s

 I log on and literally all that I see is a clusterfuck of bullshit…


34 days until my babydaddy home!!  - Oh, haven’t talked to you in awhile..where’s your babydaddy? … Prison?!  Should’ve guessed.  Sure, updating us on your babydaddy’s drug&alcohol addiction is entertaining but you do realize the people you surround yourself with are a direct reflection of yourself?  That thought might be too deep for you though.


Fuck him. I’m doin’ me.  divorced! HOLLERRRR - ..  Shocker.  Married right out of highschool and divorced in 2 years, never even saw it coming.
 

“I smoke mad weed”  -  Oh, good.

“Like, community college sucks.”  - Maybe, now this is just a wild thought I’m throwing out here, if you would have applied yourself a little more in high school you’d be doing bigger things.  

“Our matching tattoos! <3 “  - Wonderful idea.  I’m sure your future children will understand why another woman’s name is tattooed on your chest.. no biggie.

Now, aside from publicly airing all your dirty&ridiculous laundry, it really trips me out when people message you saying “Why did you delete me?”.. That doesn’t make things uncomfortable, not at all.  &  do you REALLY want to know the long list of reasons why I deleted/denied you? - is that something you actually enjoy hearing: Why someone doesn’t even want to know you through a computer let alone in real life?   I mean, when someone deletes me my only thought is “fuckkkemm”, apparently that isn’t a common response though - maybe I’m just out of the loop.

I LOVE how everyone puts their own spin on words now..Like let’s just put the cards on the table… “twerk” doesn’t even resemble the word “work”, i don’t understand you Tilited Kilt girls..is that slutslang?  I must have missed a memo. 

k. I’m done.

Our willingness to wait reveals the value we place on the object we are waiting for.

Sometimes the questions are complicated & the answers are simple.

—     Dr. Seuss

Leaving is so hard, until you’ve left.

…Then it’s the easiest goddamn thing in the world.

“You want to know what happiness is? It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn’t get any better than this.”

Love is elusive.

Well…

I noticed I failed to mention I’ve found someone.  

….now I use my phone/the internet for more then just Tumblr & porn. 

Too Much Cleavage

I went to at&t because my phone was on the fritz.  The man behind the counter was looking at it & asked me my MOTOBLUR password- which is TMC1991 (My initials & birth year).. He started laughing; what.the.fuck? 
Too much cleavage!? I love that!”, he was legit cracking up. 
I’m rocking D’s-DD’s, was wearing a sports bra & tank top; can’t really argue the too much cleavage bit -_-  Apparently ‘tmc’ is used as often as ‘lol’.  Those would be my initials.  Fuckmylife.  How’s that for an awkward moment?